Hans
Aug 6 2003, 12:38 PM
Which Dead Ballet Choreographer Are You? Find out by clicking here:
http://quizilla.com/users/bquiz/quizzes/Wh...%20Are%20You%3FI am able to edit the quiz, so criticisms are welcome

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Alexandra
Aug 6 2003, 12:41 PM
Hans, that is absolutely brilliant -- it deserves its own thread. Hang on a minute, and I'll give it one.
Bravo!!!!
Editing to add:
You took it down when I was moving the topic -- put it back fast! It was PERFECT

I laughed out loud at least a dozen times.
Hans
Aug 6 2003, 01:22 PM
Hm...it seems that Quizilla refuses to put up the revised version, so the one above will have to do for now. So, which dead ballet choreographer are you, Alexandra? (As if I need ask ;) )
Editing to say Never mind! I just clicked on the above link and it worked.
Alexandra
Aug 6 2003, 01:31 PM
Actually, I'm abstaining from taking the poll. It was much more fun reading it and figuring out who you meant for each answer!
Editing to add: I couldn't resist. I ended up being Fokine, I think because my very favorite answer option is "put them back into repertory!"
pmeja
Aug 6 2003, 01:46 PM
I beg your pardon, Ms. T., but I'll have to change my sign in name to read M. Petipa....
Giannina
Aug 6 2003, 01:57 PM
Oh, nuts; I hit the wrong button and didn't get to see the other possible results. Does anyone know what they are?
F. Ashton
(Isn't that nice!)
Alexandra
Aug 6 2003, 02:02 PM
Very nice, G

Perhaps we could hold on posting all the possibles until more people have taken it, so as not to spoil it for them? If everyone hasn't been "outed" within a day or two, then maybe Hans could post those as yet undiscovered
GWTW
Aug 6 2003, 02:59 PM
I too am Frederick Ashton
My computer snag came when I tried to rate the quiz (giving it high marks, of course) and was informed that someone at my IP had already rated the quiz????
Hans
Aug 6 2003, 03:04 PM
I don't know why that happened. But thank you for intending to rate it well

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Funny Face
Aug 6 2003, 03:15 PM
I won't be giving anything away in terms of choices because I scored the same as you, Alexandra.
Wish there were one for living choreographers.
Alexandra
Aug 6 2003, 03:24 PM
Here at
BALLET ALERT we anticipate your every desire

Watch for a Living Choreographers Quiz coming up next week.....
carbro
Aug 6 2003, 03:25 PM
:shhh: . . . but I'm FA, too. At least when I answered "honestly"

Also had trouble registering my rating. Is there a homepage on which to sign in? If so, it isn't linked on the "Which Choregrapher" page.
When I answered with extreme prejudice and deviousness

, I was Mr. B., just as I hoped. :party:
Alexandra
Aug 6 2003, 03:27 PM
Gosh, carbro, what does that tell you?

I sense you're aesthetically conflicted

I had no trouble rating (gave it a 5, Hans
Hans
Aug 6 2003, 03:29 PM
You can go to
http://www.quizilla.com --that's the main site.
Thank you, Alexandra!
Dale
Aug 6 2003, 03:34 PM
Of course, I was Balanchine
pmeja
Aug 6 2003, 04:28 PM
:grinning: Of course, now the question could be, "Will the REAL George Balanchine please stand up?" which could lead not only to a new quiz but a great debate!
carbro
Aug 6 2003, 04:35 PM
QUOTE (Alexandra @ Aug 6 2003, 04:27 PM)
Gosh, carbro, what does that tell you?

I sense you're aesthetically conflicted

Either that, Alexandra, or perhaps I am extremely, extremely versatile and
the Genius Choreographer of the 20th Century.
Alexandra
Aug 6 2003, 04:43 PM
That's it! Ms. Ultima Fusion!
carbro
Aug 6 2003, 04:45 PM
Carbro Ashtochine to my friends.
Farrell Fan
Aug 6 2003, 04:47 PM
I answered somewhat deviously, too, so that I'd turn out to be Balanchine. Has anyone heard of any plans for my centennial?
Hans
Aug 6 2003, 04:55 PM
Oh, come on--answer honestly!

And about that centennial...you don't want to know
Funny Face
Aug 6 2003, 05:03 PM
I wish I hadn't been so darned honest, because if I'd been George Balanchine, I'd be one step closer to his choreographic protege, Jacques D'Amboise, the one I REALLY identify with because 1) of his fantastic work with children; 2) his climbing the Appalachian Trail (I'm a walking/hiking addict and love the outdoors); and 3) his using the beautiful and talented Janet Eilber in his production with the kids (I once played the same role she did in the play "Romantic Comedy"). Yes, yes, I digress, that's what I do.
Mel Johnson
Aug 6 2003, 05:42 PM
I ended up as Fokine, too! I can just hear Vitale Mikhailovitch now,
"Haw, haw, haw - I knew dere was some reasson I liked ya!"
Pamela Moberg
Aug 6 2003, 06:06 PM
Most odd, I ended up as Petipa! I have always felt more like a Fokine man...
Old Fashioned
Aug 6 2003, 06:47 PM
Awesome quiz, Hans!

I'm definitely putting this on my website.
I picked all the choices that I thought would apply to Mr. B and ended up being him...
Now I'll go back to see who I'm really like.
Old Fashioned
Aug 6 2003, 06:59 PM
Yea! I'm Petipa.
Alina
Aug 6 2003, 07:24 PM
Very clever! I am a pathetic choreographer. Only do it out of need! But I turned out to be Petipa, which was a little surprising. Fun to explore, but I'll stay with teaching and occasionally "crafting" something when I have to!
Tancos
Aug 6 2003, 07:45 PM
Yet another Balanchine here (and Stravinsky on the Dead Russian Composers quiz).
Hans
Aug 6 2003, 10:08 PM
Thank you for the plug, Old Fashioned! May I see your web site?
I had no idea this would be so popular, but I'm glad everyone's having fun with it

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Old Fashioned
Aug 6 2003, 10:16 PM
It's not really a website, only my online journal. For some reason I can't get the html for my quiz results to work. Hmmm... :shrug: I'll put up a link to the quiz, though.
floss
Aug 6 2003, 10:23 PM
This is fun. I was Fokine.
carbro
Aug 6 2003, 11:22 PM
That makes your
Composer alter-ego better, then, doesn't it, Floss? Because all by yourself you created Petruschka AND Firebird's scores and choreographies! You're a helluva talent! Cheer up!
floss
Aug 6 2003, 11:38 PM
I think i'll have to find the Vodka bottle and cheer myself up. Ahhh Vodka and Coke a drink from my youth. (Whoops, sorry is that inappropriate for the board? If it is please delete)
Amy Reusch
Aug 7 2003, 01:24 AM
QUOTE
A little more detail, please?
"Hideously"
Was there a dead choreographer that didn't apply to?
~ Amy [MacMillan]
perky
Aug 7 2003, 07:06 AM
I'm George Balanchine yippee! I'm feeling the urge to toast myself with a shot of vodka and wear my western shirt and bolo tie today!
Funny Face
Aug 7 2003, 10:35 AM
Carbro, I'm so glad you pointed that out about the composer/choreographer connection, because it happened to me too, and it now makes sense! (Every project I undertook in completing the college dance major was one in which I tackled the whole picture -- choreographing, composing, scripting, costuming, artwork, -- I tend to focus on the 'whole forest' when putting something together). Anyway, that was very astute of you, and perhaps the results of these two quizzes are best viewed together.
Hans
Aug 7 2003, 03:15 PM
QUOTE (Amy Reusch @ Aug 7 2003, 02:24 AM)
QUOTE
A little more detail, please?
"Hideously"
Was there a dead choreographer that didn't apply to?
~ Amy [MacMillan]
From our point of view, no. But the choreographers might have had varying opinions--some opimistic, some pessimistic. And the damage does seem to be worse at some companies than others.
No big surprise here -- I'm Balanchine, and I didn't even cheat.
My fave part of the quiz: the one & only answer to "Does your home company mangle your ballets?"
pmeja
Aug 7 2003, 06:21 PM
this is very interesting, as i ended up as petipa and tchaikovsky. hmmmmm.
Hans
Aug 7 2003, 07:34 PM
[stares] Pmeja, you are my new favorite person

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Alexandra
Aug 7 2003, 07:36 PM
We could do a fun mismatch -- Balanchine/Rachmaninoff, Ashton/Stravinsky (I know Scenes de ballet is a glory, but would they have been happy in a long-term monogamous relationship?) MacMillan/Glinka.....
carbro
Aug 7 2003, 10:13 PM

Bournonville-Stravinsky. Try -- just
try to imagine . . . :dizzy:
Alexandra
Aug 7 2003, 10:52 PM
He would have grumbled a lot -- you should read him on Wagner; he hated him, but he produced his operas and produced them well -- but he'd have done a nice "Baiser".

Some of the most interesting sounding Bournonville ballets were tossed. One was "The Mandarin's Daughters," with the dancers dressed as Chinese chess pieces, dancing on a chess board. It wasn't a narrative, demicaractere ballet. I could imagine that to early Stravinsky. Now, "Symphony in 3 Movements"? I somehow can't quite imagine it
Lukayev
Aug 7 2003, 11:51 PM
I would never have the patience to think up of a quiz like this! But I'm grateful you ended up making it, Hans.

As for choreographer I was Petipa, and on that separate composer quiz I was, of course, Tchaikovsky.

Vunderbar! :grinning: :cool2:
Old Fashioned
Aug 8 2003, 10:57 AM
Where is the composers quiz? I can't find it.
carbro
Aug 8 2003, 12:22 PM
danciegirlmaria
Aug 8 2003, 12:54 PM
That was really great fun!
I'm George Balanchine and Igor Stravinsky (no, please, no more rotton eggs!) An Interesting mix!! Very amusing! Top job, well done!
Alexandra
Aug 8 2003, 01:18 PM
That's a great mix! Don't expect rotten eggs
Ack! I just took the composer test and I turned out to be Shostakovich! I demand a recount!
Giannina
Aug 8 2003, 02:24 PM
As Shostakovich I'm nervous, fidgety and stuttery, among other less than dynamic discriptions. Not very complimentary, tho I like his music. However, maybe that test is more sensitive than we imagine because I'm all of the above what with my daughter in labor NOW!! I'll take comfort in my Ashton outcome in the dead choreographers catagory.
Giannina
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