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The instrument in question is the nutcracker. Or rather, "The Nutcracker." With the proper preparation, it can turn your perfectly healthy modern child into the sort of fetchingly dressed combination of excited enthusiasm and charming nervousness who inspires adults inadvertently thrown in their company to comment "Awwww" instead of "Ewwww."
If junior takes to the spectacle like a swan to water, s/he can be enrolled in Advanced Etiquette:
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Should that lead to pleas for ballet lessons, the parents' job will indeed be made easier. There is nothing like an old-fashioned ballet class run like a Siberian labor camp to give the lie to the notion that children are immune to disciplined formality--and to make even the most exacting parents seem lenient.
Happy Holidays, all!