This topic really doesn't have a pointe, other than to keep us all on our toes.

Your turn.

Ballerinas with soft pointe shoes suffer the agony of defeat.

Giselle gives me the Willis

Position heel thyself

Turnout is fair plie

Giannina, shame on you.

These are very punny.

Here's another one:
Pas de deux=father of two (from the show Are You Being Served?)

Keep 'em coming!

I probably have the wrong attitude, but I'm taking no position on this.


(Okay, I know these are not exactly puns, but it is August, after all.)

This is all pointeless.